Hey! Lady! Take Out That Potato And Put Your Brain Back In!

True Story, part 1 of 1: My wife and I were at Edison Bros. Bagels in the city of rich, elderly women, and while in line we ordered bagel-food and two Cool Caps (iced cappuccinos). While eating and waiting for our drinks, we noticed that it was taking quite some time for them to call us to go pick them up; Kim decided to go up to the counter and wait for them, and perhaps ask about them if it seemed like they had been forgotten about. Now is when it all falls apart, ready? GO! The girl at the register comes out from behind the counter and asks Kim "Did you get your Cool Caps yet?" to which she replied "No, not yet." Then the lady gets this annoyed look on her face and says "Well I have NO idea whose these are then!" and then walks out into the seating area and starts calling out "COOL CAPS! I have two cool caps here for pickup!" flustered as if fatigued from the experience. Then Kim asks her: "Sorry did you ask me if I HAD gotten them yet?" and the girl says "Yes, and did you?" ... "No ... not yet." Again, annoyed look and an "I have no idea WHO these belong to" attitude; she then walks back behind the register and starts ringing in orders. So anyway, I didn't understand it one bit. Kim just walked up to another guy and said "Those Cool Caps are mine, thank you." And if that story didn't entertain you (and yes I DID start a sentence with "and", it's legal now so don't hit that second "1" on your phone) then ponder on these few things:

• Swimming environment preference: Ketchup, Spaghetti, Manwich or Mayo? (yes you do have to pick one)
• Can you make up a new letter, and actually have it make sense?
• Can you make up a new number, and actually have it make sense?
• Can you make up a new color, and actually be able to describe it?
• iPos (woops, I mean iPod, probably shouldn't mention what the "s" means in the former) or any other portable music player on "shuffle" mode?
• If you could force any job/career on any person in the world, what job would it be, and to whom would you give it?
• Would you rather create software that works on 50% of computers present day, and 100% of computers in the near future, or 100% of computers present day and 75% of computers in the near future?

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