Something You Should Always Remember About Puppies ...

Do NOT leave a puppy in a room with enough food and water to last it a week thinking that it will just eat when it's hungry - especially when said puppy is used to not eating much at the animal shelter because her brothers will not let her near food. Said puppy will NOT just eat when it is hungry. No. No it will not. Said puppy will eat all food, and drink all water, and proceed to create more puppy pee and puppy poo than is imaginable - even in worlds where puppies grow larger than dinosaurs and eat nothing but prunes. Feed puppies in moderation, or risk being woken up at 4:00 a.m. because you "smell something odd". Other than that first night, the puppy we brought home is great. She's cute, she's cuddly, and she farts a lot.