I Must Smell Great

Yesterday I was laying on the floor watching the television when my cat decided to come and lay beside me. Shortly after, she began to smell my armpit (I really do smell that good). She seemed quite content at this point and began to burrow her face forcefully into it. You must imagine I found this to be funny. And then, she bites me. Right inside my armpit. I shrieked, and the cat fled to safety. Yes, my story is stranger than yours.