Pink Flamingo Pen?

Today I received a piece of mail from a company promoting a product and/or service. Packaged along with some paper was a pink flamingo pen. This is no ordinary run-of-the-mill pink flamingo pen though. This is the ugliest pen ever created by man. I need to think of a clever way to dipose of it. Its vile aesthetics do not warrant a common toss into the wastebasket. Also, why can't I stop looking at it?