I Just Remembered ...

The other day, well, more like two months ago, I saw two Mexican guys steal a shopping cart from Target and I think I was an accomplice. Let me explain. It's closing time at Target and my wife and I are just grabbing some last minute things before they lock us in. At a certain time, the store's ENTER doors are locked, and only the automatic EXIT doors are operational, so at that point, that's the only way to get into the store if for some crazy reason you needed to. So we are on our way out and of course the EXIT doors open up for us and as we walk out, some Mexican dude quickly walks in, grabs a shopping cart from INSIDE THE STORE and walks out with it, meeting up with another guy outside the doors. My thought is that he's probably an employee and needs it for something. When we later saw him two blocks away from the store, still pushing the cart, I was convinced he wasn't a Target employee. I couldn't understand why he didn't take one of the about 8734598 carts that were still outside in the parking lot. Guess it's the thrill of the chase, right? Dude must have thought he was a super-sly ninja or something, or maybe he was working for his "Steal A Shopping Cart From Inside A Department Store After Closing Hours" merit badge.