What's a Smatter? More Importantly, Where Can I Get One?

Well, a smatter is nothing more than a mutter, foolish speaking without rhyme or reason, often without a hint of fluency. That more or less sums it up. I hope this blog will be a place where I can reflect, vent, and entertain the masses. And if nothing more, it can be a place from whence I can exude the many blubberings that make up the mind of me. So in short, welcome to my brain, have a nice trip, try to keep your arms and legs inside and please, no loud noises ... there's already enough of those in here.