Copious Amounts of What?

Goo. Yes, that's right, goo. Eye goo to be more precise. My left eye has been a busy little factory for processing eye goo today. I am either coming down with conjunctivitis, or my body is purging itself of mallowcreme through my tear ducts. (For those of you not in the know, mallowcreme is the wonderful synergy of corn syrup, sugar and colors that they use to make candy corn and candy-corn-related-products with.) So this is what I get for eating a diet of nothing but candy corn for three days. I will never forgive Target for putting their Halloween candy on sale for 90% off and forcing me to buy 4lbs. of it. And, why I ever decided to put off a full literary analysis report (including reading the book) until the night before it's due, is beyond me. I thought I was done with these all-nighters the first time I graduated college.